Things I never thought I’d say…
… to a toddler under two.
- Don’t climb the screen door higher than the door handle.
- Put the beer bottle down.
- Take the SD card out of the laptop and put it back in the camera. Now!
- It is not polite to call your uncle ‘boring’.
- You can have Sushi on Saturday.
- It’s not nice to put your hand down your Auntie’s (every woman that hugs him) bra.
- No swiping money from Mummy’s wallet.
- Hang up! It’s not o.k to call your auntie before 7am in the morning! (Yes he called on his own.)
- Lets negotiate…
- Sure you can have lemon and Parmesan pasta for lunch.
- No. 2 cups of (decaf) tea a day is quite enough for a little man.
- It’s not funny any more. Tell Mummy where you hid the remote.
- It’s not o.k to make yourself dinner. It was very clever though to get the bowel, spoon and ingredients.
- No hustling your grand parents for chocolate.
- No playing tug-of-war with your [Great] Nanna Peg, you are pulling her over!
- Can you start that paragraph again? Mummy didn’t catch the second sentence.
What did you think you would never say?
